Dude, I lost my pants is a Texas Hold 'em poker and queer interactive fiction game in one. You play Rob: a hero trying to help his friend Jade recover his pants from a big night out.

This latest version completely overhauls the poker engine adding a tutorial, animation and a dedicated poker mode.

My first queer piece, it includes implied adult themes and underwear but otherwise no graphic content. The game features full gamepad and keyboard support and may also work on some mobiles.

Some notes:

• Corporate-friendly mode clothes the characters and changes the game's story and text.
• Registered users can take on the six AIs themselves; to be honest it's a lot more fun than playing just three.  Alternatively they can select "Self-play" and watch the AIs play themselves.
• You get a good glimpse of what you're paying for in the final part of the tutorial.

Special thanks to:

• Pierce Murphy for the opening song Metaverse
• Holizna for the gameplay song Whatever
• @DejiNyucu for the character art
• Cosmo Myzrail Gorynych for the Ct.js game engine
• Ivan Popelyshev might have written the projection card example upon which the graphics are based (his work has sort of disappeared from the Internet 😮)

Additional content by Michael Bell, j4p4n, brgfx / Freepik, Alucard, Singger, Duisterwho, @BenChinapen and @goodnightkev. The game mutes its music after roughly 30 seconds of inactivity.

The registered version is web, Mac and PC and should be appearing in the Yaoi Co-op Bundle 2026! Play the tutorial for a good hint of what to expect.