Based on the original by Tom Bloom, creator of Lancer and Kill 6 Billion Demons. I'm not him, however, and he wasn't involved with this terrible, no good, very bad remake of his game. Please check him out and support his content.

Goblin With A Fat Ass Redux is a tabletop role-playing game about a crew of goblins (with fat asses) seeking their (mis)fortunes on a heist to steal the most valuable thing from the richest person in town despite many (poorly paid) guards, special protectors, unique storage locations, and complications like rival kobold thieves, adventurers running amok, or the torment nexus.

IN THIS DOCUMENT, YOU'LL FIND

• A core mechanic that applies its own pressure (mechanically and narratively) on the players and drives the fiction forward with every roll, as well as a couple of different ways for the players to influence the size of the dice pool or results after-the-fact.
• Quick rules to create your goblin including the size of their ass (dice pool size), where they got it from (background and skills), what they use it for (special ability and more skills), what's in their pockets (miscellaneous items), and a few additional details.
• A handy heist generator with more than 46,655 possible combinations.
• A small collection of handy links to external safety tool and gameplay supplement recommendations (like a playlist and goblin name generator.

GAME INFORMATION

Number of players: 2-5
Age of players: 13+
Length: 2-4 hours per session 
Page Count: 2
Materials Required: Game document, writing utensil, a handful of 6-sided dice