It's Saturday morning dim sum with the family. An auntie is visiting with her beleaguered family in tow. Auntie just finished humble-bragging about her doctor son and turned her attention on you.

"So, are you married yet?" 

It's the dim sum interrogation. Your mom gives you a smile that says: do not make her lose face. This time, you won't. You came prepared to do the dim sum parry.