Bid Around the Bush is a storage unit auction parody TTRPG on one page by Ian Mauldin. Inspired by an ironic love for "reality" storage auction TV shows with all their extreme personalities and fabricated mysteries. This is a GMless game, designed to play with 3-6 players.

Nobody/everybody wins in this chaotic and frenetic game that has mechanics for talking shit and ill-advised B-roll scenes. The next game begins as soon as the last one ends, so just like the shows it's inspired by, it never ends until someone desperately shuts off the TV and screams "enough!"