You are a recently hired agent of The Wisdom Society of Lower Pliff. You have been promised a great sum of money for one service: Deliver a large quantity of mysterious cargo to its destination without ever learning what the cargo is.

Mysterious Cargo: Tales Of Lower Pliff is a zine game. 

It requires:

• The play booklet
• A writing utensil
• A d4
• A candle and something to light it with
  
• A tin of mints
• A method with which to play and listen to a song
• A lotion or cream that stays where you apply it

EDIT: Game's free now! In the words of famed Bollywood singer Akon, go bananza