It's TEA TIME, KNITTERS....
...no time for quitters.

Make a LAST STITCH EFFORT to defend what you love.

YOU are the oldest members of the Happy Acres Retirement Community’s knitting group. Your goal is to ascend the ranks of the home, become the staff’s favorite elective group, and defend your craft room from dangers lurking behind every door. Your days may be numbered, but your legacy is limitless.

This game is based on Lasers and Feelings by John Harper and influenced by the work of Jason Cordova and Brindlewood Bay, without which my love for elderly representation in the TTRPG world wouldn't exist with such fervor. Many of the character goals are directly inspired by Brindlewood Bay and my tables of Mavens throughout the years.

What happens next? Play to find out!

Number of players: 3-6
Age of players: 10+
Length: 2-4 hours per game session
Page Count: 1 (PDF) 3 (plain doc)
Release Date: 2025


If you find a typo, consider it my gift of human fallacy and imperfection on display for you to be confident in making YOUR own typos! In the spirit of the game that influenced it, Tea Time is free to download. If you'd like to donate - know those funds go towards writing more heinous games to warn you about... or matcha lattes.