The Absent Parent Generator is a tool to be used in any children-centered ttrpg adventure game. Create never ending excuses, for the parents that just can’t seem to help you out in your endeavors. There is a list of everyday excuses, work related issues and exceptional cases to either choose from, or have them be generate at random. Make your parent / neighbor / family member from scratch, with their own individual quirks and traits.

This pamphlet has been designed with the spirit of the Myths & Mysteries role-playing system in mind, but can be used with pretty much anything else.