The Footlong Felon

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Playtime Not Played
Last Activity Never
Added 2/10/2026 14:39:26
Modified 2/10/2026 14:40:02
Completion Status Not Played
Library Itch.io
Source itch.io
Platform PC (Windows)
Release Date 9/29/2025
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Inspired by the Great Hoagie Hurling incident of August 2025 in Washington DC, now YOU TOO can use your lunch as a tool against oppression - all without the risk of losing your job. Dodge hoards of border patrol officers desperate to share your coveted subway sandwich...feel the rush of freedom as you weave through militarized police infrastructure to safety. And watch out for Benny Johnson's drug fire!

No indictments here, just good old antifascist fun! Do you have what it takes to THROW THE SANDWICH?

Don't pay us, donate to the people out there keeping their communities safe. Send money directly to someone you know or help keep kids and families fed during the MN occupation through the GoFundMe below!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/community-support-for-wolfpack-families

Looking to help families affected by or vulnerable to deportation? Send some cash to the Neighbor Fund!

https://lancasterneighborfund.org/

This is like a 10 minute game. The code is spaghetti. I made it in 2 weeks. Have fun and if you run into problems, let me know and maybe I'll fix it. If you run into ideas, share them and maybe I'll add it! And don't forget - FUCK ICE.